Friday, April 11, 2008

Eskor and his laptop

Im sure many of you are familiar with the story of how my laptop went missing and all that. 

Well this is the story of how i found it.

2:00am Friday: (Eskor) Feeling hopeless and depressed.... (thoughts)
               How could I have been so careless... now Im laptopless                and its all thanks to my forgetful.... (Pause) 
         
Eskor: (Out loud): OMG! OMG! (now rapid repetition) OMG OMG OMG!
     
       (Amanda stirs in her sleep! Eskor quickly hushes so as not
        wake her, but rushes out to the dining and Savy is sitting a         at the table)

Eskor: (to Savy) You wont believe what happened...... I found my                      laptop.

Savy: (excited but not enthusiastic): How?

Eskor: (rapidly) Someone found it and returned it to the police and
       I got a mail that says i should call and reclaim.

Savy: (sleepily) Oh cool!

    Eskor enthusiastically goes to bed forgetting to switch off Amandas room lights. the Ingrate.

NEXT DAY (TANGLIN POLICE HEADQUARTERS) 2:00PM

After a brief wait a short, stout china man in police uniform comes out behind the counter. He has a certain air of self importance. He pauses looks questioningly at Eskor and beckons him forward. Eskor timidly takes two steps and pauses as the man gives a second look of obvious curiousity. Eskor continues on and takes a sit. It feels like he walked 10 miles to get to the seat.

Police Officer: (thick high pitched singlish accent): So you're Eskor Ah?

Eskor: (Amused by his unexpected accent): Yes.

Police Officer: You loss a Macbook Ah?

Eskor: (now relaxed and composed): Yes

Police officer: So how you loss it ya?

Eskor: (feeling stupid): I left it at the SJII Bus stop..

Police man: (gives a stern look, shows Eskor a piece of paper)
            We call his number, the person say no one like that la.
Eskor: (feeling even more stupid): Sorry didnt have a phone was my           friends number... there is a long pause.

TO BE CONTINUED.......

Thursday, April 10, 2008

free period

This is mary typing for eskor! haha we're having free period now and we're booored. 

What we think goes on in Eskor's head:

"mmm....chicken rice. BLANK." 
"my aunt has a pig farm and blah blah blah"
"singaporean people eat such weird food" 

Thursday, March 6, 2008

My first real joy in years......

In many ways my stay here in Singapore has been difficult. 

I have been frustrated by disappointments, stressed by the work load and also my pocket is constantly being raped by the expenses i incur here. 

But one thing is for sure....... life has never been grander, richer or more rewarding ...... I have met perhaps the best of the crust here.... If I may say so, i am honored

SJII has been a family to me.. A home away from home! The only reason I don't say "screw it! I don't care anymore I wanna go home...." I foresee only better things to come for you. 

Allow me....... 

My first dedication is to Mary.....
Mary O Mary! Holy Mary....... sweet girl... the reason she comes first is because she compelled me to post something on this blog.
Mary, when u read this try not to get too red cuz ur mum will be suspicious. U have made things soo much more bearable. (especially Math Class with Carmen and her self talk)
Thank you soo much!  

Next is to Juns, Amanda, Tanya and Danusha.
U guys are fantastic amazing and dear.... cannot see SJII without you guys.
To Juns for being my partner in the crime of sarcasm...(laaaame! thats probably wat she thinks as she reads this)... Classic JUNS! THATS HER!
To Amanda for being.... well for being my cousin. TANYA YOU ROCK!!! for all the freeloading you let me do.....(lmao) a true friend... Danusha.... for your honesty and hospitality.... cold i may seem but unbelievably dear you all are.
Thanks  u all. And in this season allow me to express my strongest wishes of HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNS!!! (on the 9th of course)

To My Bio Class.......!

In as much as every lesson is a nightmare.... we get by... you know why? Because we are all friends in that grave! But u guys are amazing... Ian u amuse me with ur constant arguments with Ms. PC! Sameer.... there is always a laugh when ur there, Jess, Rachel, Desiree, Jose and all those on that table... Thanks for always being such smart asses it helps us in sticky situations.
Wei Jin... constant rock in PC's shoe keep up the good work.
Nic and Nat.... u guys r the coolest(more like quietest for Nic) girls on the block... Keep the ice frozen... u guyz spark!
And last but not least DUY!!! my seat mate... The Charmer.. Keeping PC at leash by Charming her. Always the charmer.... Dont u dare LAG cuz we'll die if u do...lol

My HOSTEL Boys....
NICEEEE Boys... Such brotherly love u all show(like leaving me behind that morning and letting me pay $17 for the taxi... fresh in my mind as ever..lol)
Love you guys nearly as much as my Chicken Rice... Lol! U GUYS ARE FANTASTIC!

My Tutor Group!
.... watch out for the next blogg(some time during the holiday..)



Thursday, February 21, 2008

Mary O Mary!

Right now! Mary Tay made me make this blog. Its the beginnig of my silicon chip life. So I guess I should be happy. But watever Thanks Mary